TWIR

This week's TWIR is brought to you by Global Warming.

Barack Obama will probably get elected easily. Here are some ways he is exactly like his ardent worshippers:

1. He is brittle yet waffle-textured.
2. He takes himself far too seriously and has zero sense of humor.
3. He is whiney and embittered upon the slightest disagreement brought before him.
4. Lacking substance he is all about style, but style has no substance.
5. He has really, really huge ears that look really funny sticking out the side of his head, yet we, as a country are not allowed to make fun of them.

Now listen to me, when I see people with ultra-sized ears that could be used to harness wind energy, I make fun of them. I also make fun of people with unusual eyebrows. I mostly make fun of eyebrows because my problem with them is over-tweezing and poor mirror management.

Have a nice weekend.