This is the second-to-last TWIR on the blogspot page. Be ready to update your favorites file on February 1. As we speak, an email is traveling through some wire somewhere with an inquiry into how much it will cost to get my name domain back.
1. Chuck Schumer's office called me last night, ostensibly to apologize to trees for the inadvertent slur hurled their way Wednesday night. Chuckie's office also mentioned that it was all Governor Paterson's ineptitude that brought down Caroline Kennedy.
2. Former French President Jacques Chirac was bitten Wednesday by his clinically depressed Maltese Poodle. A clinically depressed French Poodle would have more sense. I think anyone who has a clinically depressed dog has too much time on their hands.
3. A kinder, gentler, Oulsham: I will no longer take cheap shots at people just for a laugh - unless I know the laugh is sure-fire. Immune from this new Blog Edict are Voldemort, Mr. Potter (from It's A Wonderful Life) and many Canadians.
4. I want more stories about Mrs. Biden's slip of the tongue on Oprah last week. Where are they?
5. Al Roker is the biggest horse's ass this side of a Clydesdale barn. His chasing down President Obama on the sidewalk during the parade was loutish, selfish, overbearing, insensitive to the people gathered to watch the parade and see the President, and unprofessional. It was also unseemly for a grown man of some achievement to publicly act like a hormonally challenged adolescent at a Jonas Brother's concert. Mr. Roker has been nominated to win The World's Most Stupidest Person In The World Award. But I have instituted new guidelines at the Oulsham Institute of Stupidity and I have to find a video of him in the act.
Have a nice weekend.
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