Thursday, May 15, 2008

Bats In My Belfry, Birds In My Dryer Hose

So this idiot bird keeps on insisting she build her nest in my dryer hose. I keep running the dryer to blow her home away, but she keeps coming back. In a test of brains and will against a sparrow I'd like to think I'd be able to hold my own, but so far it's a draw.

Come Saturday I will have the problem solved. As soon as i figure out what exactly to do. My main plan right now is to buy a cat and make it live in the dryer hose, but the downfall of that is the hose will still be clogged.

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