TWIR

I suggest we all impose a two week ban on watching the news. Negativity is viral. In the meantime, here's a recap of the big news of the week.

1. We're all going to lose our homes.
2. Kids will never go cruising again because their dad's won't have $75 for a night's tank of gas.
3. Global warming is so out of control that it's snowing in the Upper Midwest today.
4. Measles is coming back way stronger than any old Rebulla Umbrella can stave off.
5. The people running for President all think they can solve problems when the reality is none of the three of them have enough competency to get real jobs in the first place.

Now here's my suggestions for the coming week:

1. Have dessert.
2. Call up somebody who makes you laugh.
3. Listen to some music from like 30 years ago.
4. Take a walk with your SO or your dog if your SO is mad at you.
5. Go to work, do your job, avoid giving people the finger on the way home, and eat dinner with your family.

The news will be just as bad three weeks from now.