TWIR

Tis but a Friday so let us review.

1. Barack Obama is truly more prone to malapropisms than Dan Quayle, yet no one seems to care. Interesting.
2. Gas is very expensive.
3. I ran the dryer for two days and I think the birds are gone.
4. Frank Lautenberg is running ads talking about all of the fights he is fighting (global warming, big oil, Bush Republicans). "He is an idiot." I thought, but then I realized he is brilliant because he is playing directly to his non-bright audience and they will vote for him because it's too hard to actually think about how stupid he and they are. Great.
5. I saw a bumper sticker that said "Frodo Won. Bush Has The Ring." Brilliant.

Have a nice weekend. I will be working so I hope it rains.