TWIR

Happy Independence Day. What exactly are you Independent from this year? Think about it and then think about how this day came about.

1. Mortars are the best aerials for the dollar.
2. Any kind of rocket that includes a stick, fins, or other plastic bits are no good because you have to spend the entire next morning picking up the trash from your neighbors' lawns.
3. Don't even bother buying firecrackers or those fake M-80 things. You can't get the real ones up here at all.
4. Roman candles under $16.99 should be avoided due to lameness.
5. Always have two lighters on hand so you have a backup or for lighting simultaneous displays.

Thanks for your attention.