The other day I thought of an old friend I haven't seen in longer than I care to admit. My mind is cloudy but it had something to do with a ZZ Top concert, his girlfriend and his girlfriend's sister. I was in 10th grade he was a senior, and I think I was put to work entertaining the boring sister so these two could go out. Well, there's more to the story than I am going to put in print, but suffice to say I got to drive his GTO part way home from Asbury Park. All-in-all a good night.
Well, today this guy asks me what my name is. And any time someone asks my name I assume only bad can come from it. Like certain unnamed persons trying to siphon more money out of me or maybe some guy I tailgated while he farted around in the left lane turned out to be a Howell cop. I mean, well...Not this time! It was this old friend. I know! It seems like maybe I'm making this all up.
But I'm not. I aged a bit better than he did, but he owns an ice cream store, so I guess it was a tie.
About Me
- Jack Sharkey
- TN, United States
- I am a devout free-market capitalist. I am a strict Constitutionalist. I am an idealistiic cynic who believes in the power of the individual and the inherent danger of central government. I am a pragmatic Libertarian.
Alcee Hastings
"Jews, Blacks & Moose - Beware Sarah Palin"
Nancy Pelosi
"This is about saving the world."
Dog #1
Chewed The Windowsill (Note: This is a stunt double)
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