Monday, September 8, 2008

NEWS ALERT! End Of World Begins Wednesday

The CERN Large Hadron Accelerator will fire up for the first time on Wednesday. Particles will begin going counter-clockwise and will meet a beam of particles going clockwise. When they meet, SMASH!, and all kinds of cool stuff will happen. Some people think mini-black holes will form that may take up to four years to grow in size enough to begin to swallow the Earth. Some say it may begin as a beam of light shooting out of the Indian Ocean. Holy Crap!

This week is officially Beginning Of The End Of The World Week.

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