Thursday, September 18, 2008

Barack America Disses Lindsey Lohan

I know banks are failing and the economy doesn't exist anymore and we're all going to die. I know this. I am aware that all is lost and we, as a country, will never recover. But I have a job to do...

Apparently Barack America's camp turned down an offer from Lindsey Lohan to host a fundraiser. What a diss, man! Lindsey Lohan, one of the most important women in the country not acceptable to Barack America's campaign? Is that McCain commercial still stinging Barack in the eye like when you rub it after cutting up a jalapeno?

Or maybe sexually confused drug addicts who beat on and run over the paparazzi she needs to survive just aren't "Presidential" enough? Ya think?

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