The election is over and the economy will cease to exist next month, so let's get back to what's really important - things that annoy me.
Did you ever have one of those days where your mind and body aren't going the same speed? That's me today. After four hours fixing a problem that should have taken fifteen minutes, I dropped the unit I was working on which meant, well, it cost a lot of money.
Lindsay Lohan expressed her excitement over our first "colored" president yesterday. She failed to mention if she was still queer or not.
The Daily News is the worst newspaper in the world. The ink is cheap and the paper is inexpensive, so you can't turn the page easily which makes the ink rub off on your fingers. Plus, a little liberal wouldn't you say?
Today is Chinese Food Thursday. You should join me. I eat more Chinese food than most Chinese people, including the ones in China. The guy at the booth next to me blew his nose eleven times while I was eating. Real deep cleansing blows these were. Nice manners. Idiot.
This is almost like TWIR, except it is all happening in one day.
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