Sunday, August 3, 2008

Cheeto Jesus

Has anyone ever found Mohammed in their tabouli? Buddha on a dumpling? A guy in California last week claimed to have seen Mary in a shower drain. Am I the only one who finds this stuff odd? I thought I saw Rocky Balboa on an English Muffin a few years back, but it turns out I was mistaken.

A woman in Missouri who probably has a driver's license and is registered to vote says she found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos last week. She was probably so excited her stretch pants curled right up into a prayer shawl as she ran to get her camera.

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