Monday, August 4, 2008

The World's Most Stupidest Person In The World Award

Long time readers will know that the reigning World's Most Stupidest Person In The World (WMSPITW) has been - until today - my oldest dog who won by eating through a windowsill and tearing down our curtains because there was a cat outside. That was four years ago. No one in that time has come close to wresting the award away from her. Even she who shall not be named.

Until today.

The undisputed World's Most Stupidest Person In The World (WMSPITW) is unarguably Nancy Pelosi. Forget that she won't allow the House to cast an up or down vote on off-shore oil drilling. That's politics and I understand she doesn't want her party to look bad voting against something that will most assuredly help the US economy in both the short- and long-terms. No, she wins the WMSPITW because she is claiming she didn't allow the vote because "we have to save the planet." Are you kidding me?

I'm sure Nancy is a nice lady who always had cupcakes ready for her kids' soccer fundraisers, but seriously, anyone who actually thinks the way she does is either exceptionally stupid or pompous in the extreme. Pompous because she thinks we will buy any old nonsense she spouts in her attempt to obfuscate the truth.

If any of you are buying this "save the planet" hokum, please don't admit you know me.

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