Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Kids These Days

So now everyone is shocked about the third graders in Georgia who put a fairly complex, if somewhat naive, plan together to off their teacher (who had disciplined one of them for standing on a chair). Seriously, stop being so ridiculous. Have you met any parents and their kids lately? Now that kids are their parents' BFF's in all their special little glory, no one says 'no' to the little creepy bastards, and when someone finally does, well then, that person must die. Mama in her stretch pants with her tattooed boobs will roll right down to the school and raise Holy Hell if the 'no' sayer is not punished capitally.

Couple that with the genetic breakdown caused by the non-stop garbage these kids' BFF/parents make them watch every time they hop in the SUV, and the Grand Theft Auto games the little trolls got for Christmas from Grandma and Grandpa who haven't a clue about what they just bought, and you will get murderous hordes of kids. Oh, and by the way, most of the kids were girls, that's right, creepy, icky girls. Shocked? Not me. The boys were probably too out of it on Ridalin to get up the energy to properly help with the plan.

Do I condone nine-year-olds plotting to kill their third grade teachers? No, but I had a crush on my third grade teacher so I am not wholly qualified to answer. However, I do have little tolerance for a society that complains about what it allows and then gets indignant and shocked about it.

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