An Oulsham Refresher Course

People stop me on the street and say, "Oulsham, what do you mean?" This has made me realize we need a Blog Refresher.

Oulfinitions:

1. SO - Person of otherly significance.
2. Barama - short-hand for Barack Obama.
3. WTF - I can't repeat this on a PG-13 rated Blog.
4. my ex-wife - Used as an example of not nice people everywhere.
5. TWIR - The Week In Review

Ruleshams:
1. This is a Blog written in the "Everyone Is Wrong" style.
2. Politically this Blog is not neutral, even though this is obviously the only Blog in the entire country with any political common-sense.
3. Libertarian in close-approximation, anarchistic in core-belief (although the Blog still hasn't reconciled to the property bit). Look it up.
4. Anti-religious but not atheistic by any means, this Blog believes that gold, land and God (not in that order) are the causes of all wars in history. Soon we will add "oil" to this fact.
5. A firm believer in adolescent humor, this Blog will not shy away from flatulence, bad hair, stupid people and cartoon lampoons.

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