I heard a theory this morning that flatulent sheep in New Zealand caused the ozone hole in the Antarctic. Talk about blaming it on the dog. But seriously, I am happy to know that the evil Kiwis and their bilabial fricative sheep are the real enemy.
But Oulsham, you say, it's Politics Week! please focus. Ahhh, yes, sphincter whistling sheep and politics - there is a connection. Sheep crack rattles did not cause the hole in the ozone and either did the day after Cinco De Mayo. Ruminating, butt moosing sheep are not squeezing out enough rippers to do anything but make the occasional shepherd feel like skipping lunch.
Back before we were as smart as we are today, man didn't understand things like solar eclipses so he made up stories. See how it works? So the next time your dog flutterblasts don't worry about killing the planet, although, frankly, sometimes when one of my dogs donates a Hun Futza I feel like dying.
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