TWIR

I was on vacation, but that doesn't mean we can't review the week.

1. I sold $1100 worth of furniture and pop-up campers we had laying around. My truck broke and cost $1252 to fix. Net loss = $152. Bastards.
2. That company that rhymes with that bald, 70s TV detective called and offered me another job. I was amazed. I've only had two acrimonious splits in my whole life: these guys and my ex-wife. Twenty-two years later and she's still pissed off while this big company is extending me an olive branch. Go figure.
3. I threw out all my thongs and I urge you to do the same.
4. I ate a tomato on Wednesday. It was awesome.
5. Go to www.myspace.com/thehouswreckers to check progress.

Have a nice weekend.