Yes, I think so. It is obvious this Obama fella knows nothing - about anything. So to all of you tools out there who voted for him, what do you have to say for yourself now? He hasn't even been inaugurated yet and I am declaring him the Worst President In Most Likely Forever.
A President who says, and I am paraphrasing here, "we have ideas but if anyone's got any better ideas we'd be open to them," is a jackass. What an absolutely moronic thing to say. This dope is the leader of the free world and he's basically soliciting ideas on how to fix the economy? Even George W. is smirking at this one.
Well, Mr. America, since you axed, here are some of my suggestions for fixing the economy:
1. Stop with the bailouts, you idiots. Think of the economy like bad acne, really bad acne. You want to go out in public but, my gosh, you got some real zit-zingers on your face. So what do you do? You pile tons of makeup or Clearasil on your face and you go out in public thinking people won't notice. They do. And all that gunk on your face just makes your acne worse. That my friends is how bailouts work.
2. Stop with the "jump starting" of the economy. Creating three million jobs digging ditches for public works projects is just stupid. For an analogy of how that works see Item #1.
3. Stop talking down the economy and the country. This is a crisis of confidence (thank you Ronald Reagan), and every time Barack America points out how bad our collective acne is all we do is bow our heads and sheepishly retreat to our Elton John and Air Supply records as we pine for the day our acne goes away, meanwhile doing nothing like stopping eating chocolate to help us on our path to great skin. For those of you having trouble following this, chocolate plays the role of "credit" or "credit card" in this skit.
4. Eliminate success taxes like income and capital gains and institute across the board consumption taxes like sales and use taxes. I know the CPA's will get their wingtips all muddy as they mount giant protests on the Mall, but seriously, this tax nonsense has got to stop.
5. Turn off the news.
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