This week's TWIR is brought to you by Al Gore and the Coalition of Love and Desire for Global Warming (COLD Global Warming). Okay, you come up with something clever to let everyone know how cold they are and how foolish The Church of Global Warming is, smarty pants.
1. It is very cold outside, but it will not snow within 1 mile of my house this year because I finally broke down and bought a snow blower. They call them snow throwers now.
2. There were several amazing heroes involved in yesterday's Hudson River airliner ditching. It's nice to see the politicians and government officials get elbowed out of the way by the regular people who make the world work in ordinary and extraordinary circumstances.
3. Are you all excited for the start of Barack America's rule on Tuesday? I know I'm hammered about the $100,000,000 cost for the coronation, but apparently no one else cares.
4. I saw a frozen turkey on the side of the road this morning. No, not a wildlife creature, this was a real-life supermarket turkey in the plastic wrap with that green netting stuff still on it. If you're missing a frozen turkey, give me a shout.
5. One month until pitchers and catchers report.
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