Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Blackberries Are Annoying

Enough already with Barack America's Blackberry. I don't care that he has a Blackberry. I could afford one, I've just made the choice not to have one. That doesn't make me any less a cool cat than Obama is. In fact, if Obama feels his Blackberry is so necessary why doesn't he just buy one for everyone? Huh?